Everybody Never Always does that ALL the time!

Yeah, totally! Hey, take a breath! Come Up for Air!
(even though this is just a silly thought inspired by the "objectivity-challenged", the statement in the title is actually accurate...sort of...if you think about it...Everybody, all of humanity, NEVER ALWAYS does anything ALL the time...except maybe breathe, and that can be interrupted at will...I hope you don't breathe underwater) The "objectivity-challenged amuse me when I remember to not join their ranks, and not take them or myself, too seriously!

"Everybody" picks on me.
"Everybody" hates me, too!
"Everybody" knows my secrets,
And tells me what to do!

The whole wide world is against me!
Yes, every single soul!
I must be very important
To have them as a whole.

To have every human being
Take personal interest in me,
Seems a little ludicrous,
As my friends wish I would see.

My friends "never" treat me right,
Nor listen to what I say.
They "never" do what I ask,
Or give me the time of day.

But, yet, I AM invited
To go places I have been...
Suggestions, I myself, have made;
But I can't remember when.

And there's precautions my friend take
Because I told them to...
So, maybe, it's not frequently
But "never" should not do!

You "always" think that I am wrong!
"Always" say things that make me mad!
"Always" think the worst of me,
And make me look really bad!

You must have a lot of time;
Extra time on your hands.
No time to eat or sleep or work,
"Always" got to plot and plan!

Yet I see you living fine
With your family and friends.
So, maybe "always" isn't right,
And this eternity should end!

"All the time" you interrupt!
You "never" listen to me!
Perhaps the "you" I should address
Is "poor little old...ME!"